Well, retired and directing things from the sidelines? Sure someone's still got him on speed dial. [Then again he can't imagine Batman playing bingo either.]

It's gotta suck to be Robin. You get the dorkier costume and have a tendency to die or be replaced. Or however that works. Doesn't Batman go through a few Robins per year? There is no shortage of boys willing to wear tights in Gotham.

[Ah-ha! He heard that swoon in her voice.]

Oh- someone's gotta crush. So how much fan mail do you send the guy?